Back when I thought she was actually my friend, and I hadn't realized she was a narcissist who wouldn't hear anything I said, I tried to tell her that I saw a huge lack of empathy in her. Now, when we do converse she tries to fake empathy by making these superficially poignant statements. But her words are hollow and just a bit "off", you know? So it comes off sounding kind of comical and truly bizarre. Like she ate a sympathy card factory and is just spitting out the messages randomly.
It would be really sad if I weren't laughing so hard. But it also illuminates the void which I suspected was inside her. She really doesn't feel. Her entire presence is just a facade erected to portray a human being, a false self. There's nothing behind it.